What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Space Jam.
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What fish only swims at night?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why was the bunny smiling on Valentine's Day?