What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cheese avoid the slicer?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Which hot drink loves golf?
When do people love to grab a drink?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?