Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Because they were his Lucky Charms™!
What do pigs love to order at the drive-thru?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
How does a barber get to work?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's the world's weakest animal?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What job did the corn on the cob get?