Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
They have a nice nest egg.
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What says: oom oom oom?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What's a henway?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Where would you put an injured insect?