How do fleas travel from city to city?
They itch-hike.
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the sailboat say to its oar on Valentine's Day?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did Dad say about the solar eclipse?
Why did the pianist keep getting locked out of his house?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?