Why wouldn't the shop take the crab's money?
It was a little shell-shady.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the puppy struggle in class?
Where do stars go to college?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Where do football coaches go when they're tired of it all?
How did the wise visitors choose a gift for baby Jesus?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?