Why wouldn't the shop take the crab's money?It was a little shell-shady.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhat does a fish say after sharing a new idea?See PunchlineWhat happened when Aladdin missed his flight?See PunchlineWhat do you call a deer that can use both hands?See PunchlineWhere do online shopaholics love to travel?See PunchlineWhat do you get when you mix a parrot with an elephant?See PunchlineWhat do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?See PunchlineWhat cocktail will give you a black eye?See PunchlineWhy did the baker have 13 kids?See PunchlineWhat's a bee's favorite cereal?See PunchlineWhat kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?See PunchlineWho do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?See PunchlineWhat do you call a joke told on a hill?See PunchlineWhat do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?See PunchlineWhat is a bird's favorite ballet?See PunchlineHow do you know if a cow is having a rough day?See PunchlineWhere do dogs go when they want a buffet?See PunchlineWhat did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?See PunchlineWhat style of music weighs the most?See PunchlineWhere would a princess grab a quick bite?See PunchlineWhat is a construction worker's favorite card game?See PunchlineWhat kind of meals do math teachers prefer?See Punchline
