What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?