Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Why was the bud so shy?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?