How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
Why did the chef go to therapy?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why do noisy tennis players annoy everyone?