What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Autumn leaves!
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What shape has a knighthood?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What snacks always have the best tan?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?