I'm not a bad putter.
I just can't catch a break.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do librarians bring on a fishing trip?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?