Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a loan for a buffalo?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?