What do you call meat cooked the wrong way?
A miss-steak.
How did the mermaid call her friends?
How did the mountain lion slim down?
What do you do when you see a fork in the road?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do rabbits never skip before a big day?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What game does chlorine never lose?