Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
What nationality are most fish?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?