What's the difference between grandma's cooking and a buffet?
At the buffet, you get to surrender.
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How can you tell a chicken egg will be a dad?
What is the most faithful insect?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the chef go to therapy?
What dessert do lawyers enjoy most?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Where do snowmen check the forecast?
What's the laziest veggie?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?