What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did baby dinosaur call its mom?
What do clouds do when they earn money?
How do you get straight A's?
Where do polar bears keep their savings?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What animal floats best?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?