Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why are trees always so positive?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.