What goes up when spring rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
My brother is my partner in crime.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?