What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the baby horse say at dinner time?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you get when Bambi meets a ghost?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?