Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
No matter how hard they try, they always have dog breath.
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the banana see a doctor?
Where does laundry go to college?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the two basketball players make a great couple?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the elephant do after stubbing its toe?
What do painters say on payday?