What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?