What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?