Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?