Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
They have all the solutions.
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the plant visit the dentist?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did Adam and Eve leave the garden?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?