What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?