Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Which farm animal is a black belt?
What do you call elephants taking a dip together?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Which animals always ace their exams?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?