Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant.
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
When is Dad's bedtime?