What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?