What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do you call a loan for a buffalo?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Which president always brought a sweater?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the candle ace the interview?
Why is the beach so confident?