Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
What do doctors and hot days have in common?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's the best thing to add to pie?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?