Why is a doctor always calm?
They have a lot of patients.
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?