What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
No, 'emma stone!
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?