How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a ring.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
When is a baseball player like a thief?