What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics.
Which president always seems to show up in your wallet?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What drops all winter at the North Pole but never says ouch?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why do golfers avoid cake?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?