Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What says: oom oom oom?