What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Pears!
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the farmer give for Valentine's Day?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Where would a princess grab a quick bite?
Why wasn't airplane food impressive?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?