Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
What do fish do at parades?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the pianist keep getting locked out of his house?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Where do books rest at night?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why are ghosts always single?