Why did the scarecrow win an award?
It was outstanding in its field.
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call a cow who plays drums in a band?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why do doctors stay so calm under pressure?
What do pigs love to order at the drive-thru?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?