Where do pigs love to take naps?
In a ham-mock.
What pops up when spring showers fall?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
How can you tell a chicken egg will be a dad?
What do you call a happy Lassie?