Why wouldn't the baseball player touch the ball?
It was foul company.
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a snake who works for the government?