What playground game do rabbits dominate?
Hop-scotch.
Why did the vampire join the orchestra?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What should you never try to fix in court?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?