Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you do when two snails fight?