Which celebrity do horses admire most?
Neigh-mar.
What did the boat say to the paddle on Valentine's Day?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why was the geometry book so charming?
What did the mama goat say?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Which dinosaur would dominate at golf?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the vampire join the orchestra?