What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the chick say seeing fruit under mom?
Which dinosaur would dominate at golf?
Why did the cow want to join the space program?