What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?