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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What is another name for a cow?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why are baseball games at night?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?