Why are grandparents always smiling?
They tune out the noise.
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What shape is bad at driving?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?