What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Croc-a-doodle-do!
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?