Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
They are too busy doing useful things.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Where do termites go camping?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?