How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
When does a horse talk?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and a buffet?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?